It’s a myth that chicks only date guys with money. You don’t need to be rolling in it to get the babes to climb all over you. Sure, dudes with cash tend to have their choice of the very hottest babes in the bar, we know that. However, we are not rolling in cash and if you’re reading this we’re going to assume that you are also not exactly a Kosh brother either.
Don’t worry, since we’re not that dude that can buy everyone and their brother a drink at the bar, we found out five other types of dudes that the girls go nuts for. We’ve employed these personas at the bar and on the personal sites for dating babes. One of the best things you can have going for you is that chicks are “claw each other’s eyes out” competitive. So all you need to do is have one or two banging babes interested to open the flood gates.
The Laid Back Guy
Chicks feel a LOT of pressure in their day to day. This is true online and on the sites they use for personal dating. They say that they’re bombarded with dudes who just want to cuss them out, call them names, and then get angry when that doesn’t do it for them. They’re like us in a lot of ways; feeling pressure to perform tends to give them stage fright. When they’re uncomfortable they back out and don’t call or email back.
The way to make sure that you’re not one of those guys it to approach dating with a laid back approach. Email a chick and wait a week or so to see if she responds. If she doesn’t, no big deal, you have other babes to talk to. Making sure that a lady knows that you’re not going to go off the deep end is really important to making her feel comfortable.
Chicks feel like they have the option of saying no to a laid back dude. They feel like they’re safe to say “I don’t want to tonight” or “I’m not in the mood”. This actually makes them more likely to be in the mood! Shocked us too, but it makes sense. If you’re feeling like you’re expected to do something and will get yelled at if you don’t, you’re less likely to enjoy that task. Moreover, a chick that feels like she can tell you no will also feel like she can tell you her secret kinks.
The Smooth Guy
Smooth equals smarmy. That is the most important thing that you need to have branded in your brain. Tone is difficult to portray if you’re online, that’s why a lot of dudes come off as self-absorbed on the personal sites they use for dating. We think we’re just talking ourselves up, but in reality we sound arrogant. The way to get around this is to realize what smooth actually is.
A smooth dude is one that compliments a woman’s brain, her voice, or something not physical. He’s a guy who talks about what he can do for her without making her feel like he’s taking over. When you approach a chick you should always tell her that you noticed her, ask to talk to her. Be engaged with her. Smooth really just means “interested in pleasing a woman and acting like it”.
The Fun Guy
Babes, young ones in particular, love that “fun guy”. He’s always good for a night out or a lay, but not for a relationship. That suits us just fine. Here are a few notes on becoming the fun guy on your dating personals profile especially if you want to use that angle for dating.
First and foremost, fun does not mean random. It means a dude that likes to go out and just live life. The best way to come off as the fun guy in your profile is to mention going out with your friends and hanging out. Talk about the best experience of your life on your profile and make it hanging out late at night with a tight crew of people. Talk about how much you love experiences and how you’re dying to take a lady along with you for the ride.
Be warned that you’re more likely to attract those banging hot coeds who don’t want a steady man (tragic, we know) with this kind of profile. Men who are looking for long time love need to be steady and established. Fun dudes need to just be that.
The Crazy Guy
This one is probably the hardest one to pull off for a lot of reasons. See, the crazy guy is not the fun guy, not totally. You’re going to have to have a little more of a wild streak to pull this one off. Talk about how you like to randomly show up at your date’s door to just take off for a few days on a Wednesday. Crazy dudes have no respect for authority and they like to flaunt that whenever possible.
What kinds of chicks are attracted to this? Rich babes with no jobs who want to piss off daddy, that’s what kind. The very best thing about girls who want to make their daddy livid is that they love to pick up the tab. Being a crazy dude requires a lot of funds or a low standard of living since they like to up and go at the drop of a hat. If you can find a babe who is willing to pick up the bill, then more power to you!
These sorts of dates rarely last more than a month or two at the most, but that’s sort of what you’re going for. If you really play your cards right with this kind of date she can give you a back story for putting on a new persona of “the Tragic Guy”.
The Tragic Guy
Women like to take care of things. Every single one of them has a strong “motherly” instinct. That means that you’re going to want to play on her heart strings and get her interested in taking care of you. You don’t think that this will work? We were talking about why a group of chicks liked a certain actor. The quote that she told us was this: “he’s just so sad looking. When he gives those puppy dog eyes I want to comfort him with my vagina”.
Yeah. Go practice those sad eyes.
Coming off as tragic doesn’t mean that you pile it on like a soap opera. Instead what you need to do is allude to an event that happened in the past. “I’m recovering from some stuff that happened when I was younger and stupid” is a good way to start off. Don’t worry about saying, what it is exactly when you fill out your dating profile, for personal sites to work best you need a little mystery. Also, make sure that you are not creating your profile on scam dating websites. Find out the best sites for posting adult personals and make your profile on one of these personals sites for dating. Talk about how you’re working through things and how proud you are of your recovery. That will bring the women running in to cheer you on and hold you up – and hopefully comfort you in the meantime.